[Dragon]

My wife started a new boxer meetup group in our area. She is planning on having a casual meet up every 2 or 3 weeks at various offleash parks around edmonton. In the process she was looking for a good quote that is boxer specific. I found these ones and just about peed my pants laughing.

"When dogs are happy they wag their tails...
When Boxers are happy they wag the back half of their body...
When dogs are happy to see you they jump up to greet you...
When Boxers are happy to see you they run 900 miles an hour around the living room...
When dogs are bored they wan't to play fetch for 20 minutes...
When Boxers are bored they bring you every toy in the house over and over for the next 2 hours...
When dogs get tired they sleep in their bed as quiet as a mouse...
When Boxers get tired they sleep on you chest snoring in your ear...
When dogs beg for food they put a paw on your knee...
When boxers beg for food they silently make two large slobber bubbles from the sides of their mouth..."


Do you have a favorite boxer specific quote? please share.