Boxer Quotes

Dragon · 08-10-2010, 12:13 AM

My wife started a new boxer meetup group in our area. She is planning on having a casual meet up every 2 or 3 weeks at various offleash parks around edmonton. In the process she was looking for a good quote that is boxer specific. I found these ones and just about peed my pants laughing.

"When dogs are happy they wag their tails...
When Boxers are happy they wag the back half of their body...
When dogs are happy to see you they jump up to greet you...
When Boxers are happy to see you they run 900 miles an hour around the living room...
When dogs are bored they wan't to play fetch for 20 minutes...
When Boxers are bored they bring you every toy in the house over and over for the next 2 hours...
When dogs get tired they sleep in their bed as quiet as a mouse...
When Boxers get tired they sleep on you chest snoring in your ear...
When dogs beg for food they put a paw on your knee...
When boxers beg for food they silently make two large slobber bubbles from the sides of their mouth..."

Do you have a favorite boxer specific quote? please share.

Doreen · 08-10-2010, 11:43 AM

Not off hand, but these are terrific!!!

Scooby · 08-10-2010, 08:16 PM

Oh slobber bubbles.... The bane of my existence. Yuck!! Scooby drools a puddle whenever he sees me pick up his food bowl haha.

Ruby Red · 08-11-2010, 01:43 PM

Love your quotes, how many people/boxers go to this meet up? I'm curious to know how popular boxers are out your way. If I'm lucky, I may see maybe one other boxer over a week, but some weeks I may not see any at all. I have never seen a whitie round my way ever...........

Here's a quote of sorts, can't remember who wrote it - it wasn't me though.

If you think boxers don't know how to count, put 3 treats in your pocket and give her only two of them.

Doreen · 08-11-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ruby Red

If you think boxers don't know how to count, put 3 treats in your pocket and give her only two of them.

Dragon · 08-11-2010, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ruby Red

Love your quotes, how many people/boxers go to this meet up?

Well she only started it last week and so far 4 peoples and 5 dogs are signed up I think?

I think boxers are on the sharp incline in our area as far as big dogs go. Rotweilers are past and pitbulls are on their way out. Unfourtunately they have a terrible reputation and people are starting to realize that they actually require effort.

So to compare your answer. We have another boxer in our neighborhood named stella. She is a 90+ lb female (not fat either). She walks past our house 2 times daily. At our dog park their is atleast 5 or 6 boxers we see there once every couple months.

the bigger dog parks always have atleast 1 boxer when we go. We seldom see white boxers.

AussieGirl · 08-11-2010, 10:20 PM

I really love the slobber bubble one and the treat one - so very very true. I can't recall any quotes but I do love the "How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?" joke, for those who haven't seen it....

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Doreen · 08-11-2010, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieGirl

I really love the slobber bubble one and the treat one - so very very true. I can't recall any quotes but I do love the "How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?" joke, for those who haven't seen it....

I remember this one, its funny....

Dragon · 08-12-2010, 11:36 AM

I heard another good one!

You don't have to be crazy to own a boxer.... but it helps!

Doreen · 08-12-2010, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragon

I heard another good one!

You don't have to be crazy to own a boxer.... but it helps!

That must be true, LOL LOL LOL