5 things ...

[bruinsBoxers]

That Remy needs to learn .

1 . Facing downhill when you pee will make you pee on your front feet .
( so stop giving me the stink eye when you do it)

2 . Licking you boy parts and then trying to lick the kids will make them run away from you .

3 . Whining and barking at me when I fix you food will not make me move any faster . Actually it will take longer because I will be laughing at you and your noises .

4 . Crouching at the bottom of the stairs in ambush and waiting to pounce on Aaron the second his feet touch the floor will not make him play with you .

5 . Stretching and rolling around will make you fall off the couch.

[purplelori]

[Ron]

Newman needs to learn:

he can bark without lunging
It's ok not to be bad sometimes
Dogs can sleep on the floor
Cats are not toys
The table is not a spotvto climb on

[Erin251]

hahaha bo needs to learn

-it doesnt matter where you poop(it gets cleaned up anyway)
-when brandon is playing with a toy that doesnt mean you need to take it from him(likewise for brandon)
-everything with stuffing does not need to be de-stuffed
-barking at us will not make us give you or food
-gloves and socks are not toys.

[leeanne]

lol at Erin251!! Sounds exactly like my Cali!!! She will ONLY poop in our backyard, she never goes when we are out for a walk!! She has pulled the stuffing out of ALL her toys and she barks right in our face when she wants something!!! Such personality these beauties have!!! I love my Boxer!!

[Erin251]

haha its a good thing i love him too, cuz he takes several min to pick out where he wants to poop.even when its cold he has to find just the right place. which can be a pain if im trying to leave.

[Dragon]

Peaches needs to learn:
that hanging out at your food dish won't get you more food
Cat food on the counter is not dog food
you can not sleep sitting up while going for car rides
If you sneek up on the bed in the middle of the night its not ok
Grass and various grass-like plants are not boxer digestive system friendly


oh and porcupines... stay away

[Scooby]

Haha! That's adorable you guys. I think Shenzi has more than 5 things to learn, she's awful slow...
Hmm, the big ones...

-Now that you're tall enough to get your head onto the counter does NOT make it ok to do.
-The kitchen floor is not your personal buffet line, though I do appreciate her 'vacuum' function!
-Chewing your food is a GOOD thing.
-Cow poop does not equal delicious dog food. Neither does trash. Or coyote poop. Or rotten corn.
-Victor will always get to the toy that was thrown before you do. Throwing a fit and barking at him will not change this.

[Ruby Red]

Oh these are so funny, I am just laughing imagining them all doing these things. I can think of at least 30 things Roddy needs to learn...........but hey, at least he knows his name, that's something.

[CharliesServant]

Well Charlie could do with understanding that:

- Just because you can reach a plate or bowl does not mean you can eats its contents.
- If Ive told you 100 times to leave my boots alone it does not mean you can crawl under the bed to chew them when im not looking.
- The christmas tree is not a chewing toy
- Not every branch and tree or bush outside is to be chewed to death and eaten
- Its not a good idea to roll in "yellow" snow.
- I know you like the rats but putting your nose against the cage will only get you bitten on the nose
- Also not a good idea to try to open the slide out shelf at the bottom of said rat cage because Belle is a monster and she will torture you all night long.
- When your in the tent with my daughter and shes reading you a story please wait until the end before you start eating the book.

I could go on and on and on.... LOL